Jewish Joke of the Day

A boy at Hebrew school asks, 'If God knows everything, why do we have to tell Him what we want?' The teacher says, 'He k...

Why do Jewish kids grow up to be good arguers? Because by age eight they have sat through three seders, two bar mitzvah ...

A child asks, 'Why do we break a glass at weddings?' His mother says, 'To remember that even in joy, the world is not pe...

Jewish Sunday school lesson: Every generation must tell the story of Exodus. Not because we forgot, but because remember...

A boy tells his father he got a 100 in school. Father: 'In what?' Boy: 'Lunch.' Father: 'Finally, something practical.'

A teacher asks, 'What does the word shalom mean?' Jewish child: 'Hello, goodbye, and peace.' Teacher: 'That is a lot for...

A Jewish child at Hanukkah gets a book. He says, 'I wanted a toy.' His grandmother says, 'Books are toys for the brain.'...

Jewish educational theory: Ask the question before giving the answer. Ask the question about the answer. Ask whether the...

A boy asks at the Passover seder, 'Why is this night different from all other nights?' His older sister says, 'Tonight D...

Why is Hebrew school hard? You are learning a language backwards, a history going forward, and a tradition going sideway...